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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

junel-ls:

😍🇩🇪💛❤️

staxxyrhee:

Can we just. Shhh….

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

I maintain that every civil rights bill in this country was passed for white people, not for black people. For example, I am black. I know that. I also know that while I am black I am a human being. Therefore I have the right to go into any public place. White people don’t know that. Every time I tried to go into a public place they stopped me. So some boys had to write a bill to tell that white man, “He’s a human being; don’t stop him.” That bill was for the white man, not for me. I knew I could vote all the time and that it wasn’t a privilege but my right. Every time I tried I was shot, killed or jailed, beaten or economically deprived. So somebody had to write a bill to tell white people, “When a black man comes to vote, don’t bother him.” That bill was for white people. I know I can live anyplace I want to live. It is white people across this country who are incapable of allowing me to live where I want. You need a civil rights bill, not me.

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Stokely Carmichael, setting shit straight and placing responsibility for the “race problem” squarely where it belongs. 

 The very language in regards to civil rights in this country is embedded in white supremacist ideology. How many of us have been duped into accepting the fallacious notion that whites have “given” blacks rights? The notion itself presupposes black inferiority while failing to acknowledge the root problem: white racism. Change the language, change your mind.

(via chancellorschamber)

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

kaylahraquel:

Jesus take me now.

Favourite Parks and Recreation Episodes:

↳ Season 4 Episode 7: The Treaty

kiarasnaps:

I guess when you pitch [Sleepy Hollow] to anyone, it doesn’t seem like it would make any sense or like anyone would watch it. I’m a little bit of a nerd so I like that kind of thing. I always thought that there were black girl nerds out there who would be interested in it. But I’ve actually come to realize that it spans a demographic beyond what anyone would have sort of thought in the beginning. It’s really getting out there, I’m completely flabbergasted. It’s not the kind of part that initially I thought I was gonna play, you know what I mean? I was doing really serious stuff and now I’m toting a gun and running from demons and it feels good.

93x4:

"Thomas Müller and team-mate Manuel Neuer dancing their way to the final in Rio.”

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